🕵️‍♂️ Hello. I'm Detective Ciroso.

Hire me —
I'll put your revenue under the magnifying glass
and audit your business on your behalf.

Every day at noon, I leave a personalized report on your desk. Which store is becoming a star, which one needs support, and why — with campaign, weather, match and holiday effects untangled. Sip your coffee; I'll patrol the field.

🎥 Hire Me — Request a Demo
✓ First 30 days free ✓ In the field within 48 hours ✓ Revenue growth not guaranteed — 3× clarity is 🔍
Detective Ciroso — examining the field with a magnifying glass
2,100+
Stores at once
7
Brands tracked
83%
Forecast accuracy
< 5 min
Morning summary read time
WHAT IT DOES

Every morning, without ever getting tired.

Dedektif Ciroso merges three data sources and turns the day's events into a plain-language report. You just read; it does the running.

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Stars of the Day + Stores Needing Support

Volume-weighted performance score. Tells a small store up 100% apart from a large store up 15%. Congratulates managers by name.

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What Happened Today?

Rain, league matches, road closures, campaigns, holidays — external factors are correlated automatically. The "why did it drop?" question arrives already answered.

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ML Forecasting

Hybrid LightGBM + Prophet model. Tomorrow's revenue + transaction forecast for every store (83% average accuracy). WoW + YoY comparisons.

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Channel Breakdown

Counter, delivery, aggregator apps, QR — each tracked separately. Catches silent problems like "evening delivery is slipping."

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Brand-Based Hierarchical Reports

The Operations Director gets only their brand, the Group Manager only their region, the CEO the consolidated view. No information overload.

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Multi-Channel Delivery

Email + WhatsApp groups + Telegram + Google Docs. Pick what you like. The Detective sends them all simultaneously at noon.

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Reply = New Feature

Reply to the report: "show Friday transactions too." The Detective understands and, after approval, adds it to the next report. No forms.

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Data Security

All data stays in your DB. Cloud is optional. OAuth 2.0, TLS 1.3, commission/VAT separation as standard.

HOW IT WORKS

Live in 3 weeks, demo in 48 hours.

1

Data Connection

Automatic extraction from your existing reporting stack (Qliksense, SAP, Oracle, Excel, email). Set up in 2 days.

2

ML Training

The model is trained on your last 12 months. A separate behavioral profile per store. Seasonality, trend and campaign effects are learned.

3

First Report

First automated report 48 hours after setup. Your team receives it every day at noon via WhatsApp + Email.

4

Iterative Improvement

Every "show this too" email becomes a feature. The Detective learns — a new metric ships roughly every week.

WHY

15 minutes on a BI dashboard, or 3 minutes reading a report?

❌ Traditional BI
  • 15 min to open dashboards and hunt for filters
  • Naked numbers — "why?" goes unanswered
  • One-way — you can't ask questions
  • Same view for everyone — information overload
  • External factors (weather, matches, campaigns) done by hand
✅ Dedektif Ciroso
  • 3-min WhatsApp summary + praise/alerts by name
  • Every number ships with its "why" built in
  • Reply with a question — it becomes a feature
  • Separate reports for CEO/Ops/Group — role-based
  • Weather/match/holiday correlation is automatic

🎥 Want to see me in the field?

A 15-minute live demo + a sample report built from your store data. No credit card required.
If you like it, I start working for you tomorrow morning.

📧 Request a Demo by Email

or directly: iletisim@dedektifciroso.com

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

The things everyone wonders about.

What chain size is it suitable for?

Minimum 15 stores, no maximum. We process 2,100+ stores in a single report. For single stores or chains under 10, simpler tools are a better fit.

Our data isn't in the cloud. Can the Detective still pull it?

Yes. We connect to nearly any source, including on-prem Oracle/SAP/MSSQL. The easiest path: forward your existing daily report emails to our inbox — we extract the data via OCR + parsing.

Can the AI be wrong? What if it calls the wrong store a "star"?

It can — that's why every number comes with its "why" attached, so you can verify in 3 seconds before congratulating anyone. We also transparently print our model's accuracy at the bottom of every report (e.g., 83%).

Can reports live in our own systems instead of Google Docs?

Optional. SharePoint, Notion, Confluence, on-prem web — each integration is set up in a day.

Which languages are supported?

Turkish is complete, English is in beta. Arabic and Russian prompt sets can be produced within 2 weeks (our current customers already manage the TRNC + Azerbaijan + Georgia markets with Turkish reports).

What sensitive data enters the system?

Only aggregate numbers (revenue, transactions, product sales). Customer personal data, POS logs and employee information NEVER enter the system. GDPR + KVKK compliant.

Shall I be on your desk tomorrow at noon?

A 15-minute demo is enough. If you like it, I start; if not, your team's coffee is on me.
First 30 days free. No credit card required.

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